My aunt told my mom that she thinks my mom lets me dress slutty.

kenbreezy:

I’m trying to think of the last time I wore anything that was even remotely slutty. I don’t even wear anything where you can see my boobs around my family.

Jesus fucking christ.

She’s the one that refuses to grow up. She’s thirty nine and asks me about her clothes.

I DONT FUCKING CARE. YOU HAVE TWO KIDS. AGES 14 AND 10. TIME TO START DRESSING LIKE A MOM.

GET YOUR OWN FUCKING DECADE, WHORE.

I don’t even know why I liked this post. Probably because you said “GET YOUR OWN FUCKING DECADE, WHORE”. That right there made my day. :D

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Reblog with your favorite member of All Time Low.

beccaisme:

colour-my-world:

holyfuckitshagen:

diaryofpaige:

diagnonsense:

justfeelthemusic:

bagelbites:

ohaihayley:

Mine is Gabe Saporta.

dani artaud

nick santino.

Adam Lambert.

Bret Michaels

ME

Eric Forman

justin bieber.

Jerry Pierce

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themainedaily:

john-o:

omg his smile


I remember chasing Trey down twice for cds because somebody *cough cough Alli* wouldn’t just ask him for one.

themainedaily:

john-o:

omg his smile

I remember chasing Trey down twice for cds because somebody *cough cough Alli* wouldn’t just ask him for one.

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alllison:

caitastrophe:

caroleenchutjian:

fallingfaster:

sandrasunshine:

i’ll always love you christcore kid

love these kids, not even kiddin.

this is screaming aaron gillespie.

^ lol

CHUCKY!

THAT WAS MY EXACT FIRST THOUGHT!

alllison:

caitastrophe:

caroleenchutjian:

fallingfaster:

sandrasunshine:

i’ll always love you christcore kid

love these kids, not even kiddin.

this is screaming aaron gillespie.

^ lol

CHUCKY!

THAT WAS MY EXACT FIRST THOUGHT!

Reblogged from Allison (:
tracethestars:

what I want for Christmas

I spy air paint.

tracethestars:

what I want for Christmas

I spy air paint.

Reblogged from a photo shows love

Let's play "The Vagina Game."

kenbreezy:

wakethedevil:

bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:

acquired-minds:

blindedbycitylights:

bbbrandon:

kimmychau:

ninersz:

emilyfbr:

Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”

I’ll start :

My Big Fat Greek Vagina

War of the Vaginas

Finding Vagina

Into The Vagina

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Vagina

The 40 year-old-vagina

eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

Napoleon Vaginamite

Harry Vagina and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Vagina-Man

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alllison:

Follow Friday: 6 GIRLS AND 6 BOYS WRITTEN ON NOTEBOOK PAPER FOR I DON’T KNOW WHAT REASON EDITION! :D
Enjoy.

Believe me, I did. ;D

alllison:

Follow Friday: 6 GIRLS AND 6 BOYS WRITTEN ON NOTEBOOK PAPER FOR I DON’T KNOW WHAT REASON EDITION! :D

Enjoy.

Believe me, I did. ;D

Reblogged from Allison (: